TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

http://trololololololololololo.com/

The lyrics.

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Norcal Internet Services

wtf is this??

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Introducing Opera Face Gestures

At Opera we are always working on new ways to make your browsing faster. Eight years ago we introduced Mouse Gestures as a way to speed up your interaction with the browser and focus on what’s important: the content you’re looking at. We didn’t stop there, in 2005 we introduced Voice Navigation on the desktop and more recently we have worked with Nintendo to create a browser that takes full advantage of the “Wiimote” and later, the touchscreen in the DSi.

Looking ahead, we recognize the future importance of touch interfaces, but we believe that there is another input device that is already present in most new computers and it’s ready to enable a whole new way of user-interaction: the webcam.

Today we introduce Face Gestures, a revolutionary technology designed to make interacting with your browser easier and simpler on computers with cameras. Face Gestures lets you perform frequent browsing operations with natural and easy to make face gestures. By using an internal technology dubbed Face Observation Opera Language, we are able to recognize pre-determined facial expressions and match them to commands on the Opera browser.

wtf?

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Vista Ready

vista_ready_trashI know that the era of bashing vista is gone…but still funny. 🙂

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KFC Google Earth WTF


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Appropriate replies to lame pickup lines

Man : “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman : “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”

Man : “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman : “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”

Man : “Is this seat empty?”
Woman : “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”

Man : “So, wanna go back to my place ?”
Woman : “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”

Man : “Your place or mine?”
Woman : “Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”

Man : “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
Woman : “It’s in the phone book.”

Man : “But I don’t know your name.”
Woman : “That’s in the phone book too.”

Man : “So what do you do for a living?”
Woman : “I’m a female impersonator.”

Man : “What sign were you born under?”
Woman : “No Parking.”

Man : “Hey, baby, what’s your sign?”
Woman : “Do not Enter”

Man : “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
Woman : “Unfertilized”

Man : “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason”
Woman : “Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!”

Man : “I’m here to fulfil your every sexual fantasy.”
Woman : “You mean you’ve got both a donkey and a Great Dane?”

Man : “I know how to please a Woman!
Woman : “Then please leave me alone.”

Man : “I want to give myself to you.”
Woman : “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”

Man : “I can tell that you want me.”
Woman : “Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you to leave.”

Man : “If I could see you naked, I’d die happy
Woman : “Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.”

Man : “Hey cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?”
Woman : “Sorry, I don’t date outside my species..”

Man : “Your body is like a temple.”
Woman : “Sorry, there are no services today.”

Man : “I’d go through anything for you.”
Woman : “Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”

Man : “I would go to the end of the world for you.”
Woman : “Yes, but would you stay there?

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