A movie in a minute

If you’re feeling kinda’ bored right now and started browsing for stupid things around the web to get you entertained and finish that coffee then wander no more, because Movie-A-Minute is here to help you in that process.

Titanic

Leonardo DiCaprio

Your social class is stuffy. Let’s dance with the ship’s rats and have fun.

Kate Winslet

You have captured my heart. Let’s run around the ship and giggle.

(The ship SINKS.)

Leonardo DiCaprio

Never let go.

Kate Winslet

I promise. (lets go)

THE END


The Matrix

Keanu Reeves

Hey everybody, look! Look at me! I’m in a movie that doesn’t suck!

Audience

GASP!

Keanu Reeves

Yes, it’s true! Not only that, despite my total lack of acting ability, I very nearly didn’t suck in this movie!

Audience

(faints)

THE END


Top Gun

(There are LOTS of JETS.)

Tom Cruise

I am handsome and cool.

Val Kilmer

No, I am handsome and cool.

(They get all moody with each other.)

Tom Cruise

I almost got you killed, so now we’re friends.

Val Kilmer

Yes. I like you.

THE END


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