Kill Dash Nine

Kill Dash Nine” is a CS rap or Nerdcore/Geeksta, as it’s known lately, song performed by Monzy. Here’s a live performance shot outside Stanford University’s Computer Science building:


The song as a whole is not that great, but the lyrics are geeky enough. A couple of juicy verses:

I'll chown your home and take your access away
Comin' straight outta Stanford, ain't nobody tougher,
Control-X, Control-C, I'll discard your fuckin' buffer.
You're outside your scope, son, close them curly brackets,
'Cause I drop punk-ass bitches like a modem drops packets.
You're the tertiary storage; I'm the L1 cache.
With my finger on the trigger I run ./configure
Yo, this package is big, but MY package is bigger.
And I do a bounds check before I write to an array.

Mp3 and full Lyrics here.

“My flow is so intense, I’ll overload your buffer, corrupt your stack pointer, making all your data suffer.”

Do I seem bored? Neah. Just for fun! 🙂

Tagged with:

1 Response » to “Kill Dash Nine”

  1. Becky says:

    Great thinking! That rellay breaks the mold!

Leave a Reply