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Titanic
Leonardo DiCaprio
Your social class is stuffy. Let’s dance with the ship’s rats and have fun.
Kate Winslet
You have captured my heart. Let’s run around the ship and giggle.
(The ship SINKS.)
Leonardo DiCaprio
Never let go.
Kate Winslet
I promise. (lets go)
THE END
The Matrix
Keanu Reeves
Hey everybody, look! Look at me! I’m in a movie that doesn’t suck!
Audience
GASP!
Keanu Reeves
Yes, it’s true! Not only that, despite my total lack of acting ability, I very nearly didn’t suck in this movie!
Audience
(faints)
THE END
Top Gun
(There are LOTS of JETS.)
Tom Cruise
I am handsome and cool.
Val Kilmer
No, I am handsome and cool.
(They get all moody with each other.)
Tom Cruise
I almost got you killed, so now we’re friends.
Val Kilmer
Yes. I like you.
THE END
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