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Kitteh AV 3.0

The meanest antivirus on the market, Kitteh® AV 3.0 is the solution you have to choose if you want your data to be secure! It implements the newest patented ScaryNow!® technology which actually scares the malware and makes them commit suicide! Buy it now, it’s free, Kitteh AV® 3.0!

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Sexy Einstein

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Notice the shoes! \o/

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Process Control

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Write in C

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The Website Is Down: Sales Guy vs. Web Dude

Sales Guy vs. Web Dude! A mashup of true and mostly-true stories from IT hell. If you’ve ever called tech support and wondered what the hell they are doing down there… well, this should answer some questions for you.

https://www.thewebsiteisdown.com/

https://www.thewebsiteisdown.com/

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Man killed by ‘exploding mobile phone’

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A man has died after his mobile phone exploded, severing a major artery in his neck, according to reports.

The man, thought to be a shop assistant in his twenties at a computer shop in Guangzhou, China, died after he put a new battery in his phone. It was believed that he may have just finished charging the battery and had put the phone in his breast pocket when it exploded.

According to the local Chinese daily Shin Min Daily News, the accident happened on January 30 at 7.30pm. An employee at the shop told Chinese media that she heard a loud bang and saw her colleague lying on the floor of the shop in a pool of blood. The employee said the victim had recently changed the battery in his mobile phone.

Chinese authorities have yet to determine the make and model of the phone and its battery. Some reports indicated the store was a Lenovo shop, but it was thought that this might be because the shop advertised Lenovo computer products. Police were investigating whether the phone and battery were counterfeit.

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Now i’ve lived to see this one too! But wait, this is not the first time it happens. Amazing…Killed by a damn cellphone! 🙄 🙁

Next time i use my cellphone i will be using an anti-bullet vest.

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When wide screen sucks?

Well they suck at almost everything that is not related to entertainment in my opinion and this article sums it up pretty nice:

The myth of width: When wide screens don’t work

It’s pretty scary that almost all the new laptops as well as new monitors come with a wide screen display nowadays. I see them everywhere in IT offices on employees desktops and let met tell you one thing: It sucks to do programming on such evil displays! In fact it sucks to do almost anything interesting and serious on such displays. How the heck am I going to write some serious piece of C code on such a thing:

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It’s evil! 😡

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